A Day Like Every Other

So today everyone in America was supposed to crap their pants, and run to the nearest '50's era nuclear fallout shelter. The reason for this prophesized chaos? Mexican immigrants refusing to go to work.

All over the country, old rich people's lawns were to go uncut, celebrities' babies unattended (not that Britney and K-Fed's kid ever was attended to in the first place), and Home Depots were to close across the country. I don't know if any of this actually happened, but what I do know was that my day went as scheduled without anything out of the ordinary.

Now if only we could have a day without gas...